That's My Boy!	Oh Bairn! You puir wee hinny!	Mistress Bel, can it be that - you care for me?	In Bed he turns both way...

I've been a fool, I broke a vow	I object!	This is a Gilbert & Sullivan pastiche, so it should come as no surprise to you....	We then will share Beauty as a pretty pair...

If I grab you by the shoulders, I can raise my right knee sharply...	The end justifies the means	You really don't know Nick at all....

Three little maids who all want men We all bedded Nick in morning, then We worked our way through the Council of Ten!	But when she found she was with child, she became compliant and meek and mild	Weep not, dearest mama

	I'd like to teach the world to sing!

	I'd like to teach the world to sing!

Thanks to Carol Wendland and to Mickey Thies for these photos